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O indivíduo surpreende a mulher em sua cama com outro...

Tirou o revólver da cintura, tomando o cuidado para não ser percebido
pelos dois, armou o gatilho e então já ia se preparando para meter bala
neles quando parou para pensar e foi percebendo como a sua vida de casado
havia melhorado nos últimos tempos.

A esposa já não pedia dinheiro pra comprar carne, aliás, nem para
comprar  vestidos, jóias e sapatos, apesar de todos os dias aparecer com um
vestido novo, uma jóia nova ou uma sandalinha da moda.

Os meninos mudaram da escola pública do bairro para um cursinho
superchique, na zona Sul. Sem contar que a mulher trocou de carro, apesar dele
estar há quatro anos sem aumento e ter cortado a mesada dela.

E o mercado então, nem se fala, eles nunca tiveram tanta fartura
quanto nos últimos meses. E as contas de luz, água, telefone, internet, celular e
cartão de crédito, faziam tempo que ele nem ouvia falar delas.

O caso é que a mulher dele era mesmo um aviãozinho, baixinha toda
gostosa, mesmo com três filhos o tempo não passava pra ela, era uma mistura de
Tiazinha com Malú Mader, temperada no caldo da Feiticeira. Coisa de
louco, muito gostosa.

Guardou a arma na cintura, com o mesmo cuidado para não ser percebido,
e foi saindo devagar, para não atrapalhar os dois. Parou na porta da sala,
refletiu um pouco e disse pra si mesmo:

O cara paga o aluguel, o supermercado, a escola das crianças, as
contas da casa, o carro, o shopping, todas as despesas e eu ainda vou pra cama
com ela todos os dias...

E, fechando a porta atrás de si, concluiu sorrindo:

PÔXA ! - O CORNO É ELE !!!!

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